Aria was plagued by sexy dreams of both Ezra and Jason (wow, we feel so bad for you…) which provided us endless lingeries shots. Meanwhile it looks like Haleb has yet another obstacle to overcome, basically ruining our whole day.
What’s black and lacy and statutory all over? 6/10
Waking up, alone, in a significantly less cute top. Bummer. 4/10
Sultry strip-tease time!
Did Aria seriously borrow Hanna’s v-card tank to get jiggy with Ezra in his work office? The balls on this girl… 6/10
Is the skirt denim? Important, need to know. 6/10
So much lace this ep! Purple looks good. 7/10
Big flower, don’t care. 5/10
Notice the belt is an arrow pointing downtown. 7/10
I HATE WEARING THESE STUPID CANDY STRIPER COSTUMES 4/10
Special Alert: Emily in sparkles. 7/10
Guilty Em is so melancholy 5/10
I know Em, I hate these outfits too! 4/10
Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed 5/10
No new points award – we’ve seen this trench several times before. Snaps for those boots though.
How can you leave all this Caleb?! 8/10
Such a sad scene, I’m glad she had that grey comfort sweater 5/10
“Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it… You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.” 4/10
Let’s open up a restaurant in Santa Fe – Oh, sunny Santa Fe would be nice – 8/10
Yay for Aria’s sexy time tops! More please.