Monsters in the End 1×21

The Rosewood founders day celebration inexplicably features clown figurines and a creepy funhouse, but nothing was scarier than Aria’s commitment to boho “chic”.

Aria

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The most under-accessorized we’ve ever seen her. 6/10

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It’s fine everyone, she is playing the part of Esmeralda in a school play. 3/10

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Return of the feather earring! But if you look closely it’s a different one. Meaning she has murdered not one, but two birds to hang off her head. 1/10

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A bad scarf is always going to get you caught having an illicit affair with your teacher. That’s just how things work. 4/10

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Jail Bait. 5/10

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Not much to see here, clearly some kind of black jacket. Can’t award points, but no sleeping on the job either.

Emily

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It’s hard to knock a plain tee when it looks this good. 6/10

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Why with the scarf? So close! 6/10

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Emily in shiny fabric, EMILY IN SHINY FABRIC. 8/10

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Excellent jacket, so-so top. 6/10

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Rebekah Mikelson cameo is always welcome. This hat, less so. 4/10

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Cute fur boots and new earrings? It’s your night Em! 6/10

 

Hanna

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Petition for Hanna to wear pink more often. So pretty here! 7/10

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Look what you are missing out on Caleb. 8/10

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Really wish we got to see more of this sheer top, it looks fun. 6/10 (I bet it’s more like an 8 but this is all we have to go on…)

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Hunchback of Rosewood Founders Day. (For those keeping track, that’s two unrelated Hunchback of Notre Dame references in one post. I’m just reporting what I see.) 2/10

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Black lace details on a charcoal sweater is always a good idea. 8/10

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Go go gadget no thanks. 4/10

Spencer

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Anyone get a Joey Potter flashback here? Do PLL fans even understand that reference or did I age myself? 3/10 

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I feel pretty neutral towards this, so it gets a neutral score. No gimmicks. 5/10

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Why are we doing chunky sweaters with capes today? When wardrobe finds a style they really stick with it. 5/10

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No one does side eye like Spencer. 6/10

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You don’t need to punish yourself Spence. The police will figure out you’re not guilty even if you dress cute. 4/10

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Yes Spence, let the preppy power seep back in. 7/10

Episode Totals

Aria: 3.8/10
Emily: 6/10
Hanna: 5.8/10
Spencer: 5/10

Emily came ready to play while Aria was back to her old tricks of murdering flying creatures in the name of fashion.

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