Please, Do Talk About Me When I’m Gone 1×08

After a slow seventh episode the wardrobe department is BACK with a ton of costume changes and a flashback that has convenient significance for every single character. 

Aria

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Does Aria know how suspenders work? 4/10

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I expect more from flashback Aria 4/10

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I can’t put my finger on why this is so awful… 3/10

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Beige lace cap sleeves are always a good look. 7/10

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Quick reminder: Noel Kahn was perfect when he first started wooing Aria, before he (rightly) became weirded out by her and Fitz’s relationship.

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Aria is pissed she didn’t get the Noel kiss. She wore subdued clothes for him! 7/10

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This dress is having an identity crisis between those weird sheer sleeves and dotted pattern. 5/10

Emily

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Easy, breezy, boring. 5/10

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This suit is all wrong. 2/10

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Perfect color for Em. 7/10

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Stripes and skirt… eh. But budget Jason DiLaurentis, pre-recasting! 6/10

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A military jacket while talking about her dad’s military service. On the nose but it works. 6/10

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This ages her about 50 years and that’s not ok. 4/10

Hanna

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So shiny for 8 am. 5/10

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Watching the show try to Ashley Benson frumpy is always a pleasure. ALWAYS. 4/10

 

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I want this dress! Also Ashley’s outfit! Also can I just be Ashley?! 8/10

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This is way too boring and lame for Hanna 4/10

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Casually torturing Lucas by looking flawless. 8/10

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This is the most high-school-girl-on-a-date outfit ever. Which is exactly what Hanna is all about. 7/10

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So smug cause she’s looking so good. 8/10

Spencer

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Expected plaid from Spencer. 6/10

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This bathing is so simple, yet so sporty and perfect for young Spencer. 9/10

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I kept pausing to stare at this outfit, but I just can’t figure it out. 3/10

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Nothing to see here, which is too bad because Spencer’s lounge wear is typically a grab bag of ridiculous. No points awarded.

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Why so sad Spence? This outfit, especially the belt, is cute! 8/10

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Those are the highest socks I’ve ever seen. With a denim dress. And mustard yellow sweater. WHAT? 2/10

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No, your eyes aren’t fooling you. Those are not Spencer’s legs, they are weirdly patterned beige tights. 4/10

Episode Totals

Aria: 5.8/10
Emily: 5/10
Hanna: 6.3/10
Spencer: 5.3/10 

Spencer had a really all over the place episode, while Aria kept it relatively conservative for her big first date with Noel Kahn. What a turn of events!

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