To Kill a Mocking Girl 1×03

This is the episode that brought us Noel Kahn, Toby “Cavanaughty” Cavanaugh, the first creepy A ending scene and not one, but two laugh out loud moments in Aria fashion. Let’s dive in.

Aria

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That feather thing coming out of her head is an EARRING. 1/10

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Those boots don’t match. Sorry, because other than that and the feather this is an ok outfit. But sometimes, that’s enough. 5/10

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It’s all insane but it’s all weirdly working. 6/10

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…. those fishnet sock things bring this to a 3/10

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Hahahah she’s just messing with us right? 2/10

Emily

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Looks like something an actual high school student would wear to high school. 7/10

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Swimsuit for swim practice. Blue coloring looks great on her. Practical and pretty! Our first 10/10 of the series.

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This is pretty adventurous for Em, and the sheer blue top pays off. 6/10

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Um Em? This is Noel Kahns big cabin party… I think you can do better. 5/10

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My scoring will be addressing the jean capris with sneakers 3/10

Hanna

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You are welcome for this gratuitous picture of Detective “Ethics”. I wish Hanna didn’t belt this top. 6/10

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This is the Hefty-iest Hanna has ever looked. But you know what? That sweater is on apres-ski chic. 6/10

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I have a thing about black and baby pink together… I don’t like it. 4/10

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Great dress. Perfect for the big party and failing at losing your virginity. 7/10

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I actually got way more interested in this outfit when I saw how cute the lacy white top underneath was. 8/10

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Yoga Retreat Hanna is so hungover right now, but I still can’t forgive those uggs. 5/10

Spencer

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A little country, a little preppy, A lot typical Spencer Hastings. 5/10

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Kind of nautical for the woods, no? 5/10

 

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Yellow and collared is Spencer’s plagiarism uniform. 4/10

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It’s been a wild-west kind of day for Spence. 6/10

Episode Totals

Aria: 3.4/10
Emily: 6.2/10
Hanna: 6/10
Spencer: 5/10

Aria kills it this episode. And I mean literally kills some kind of bird to wear on her ear. Never change, Aria.

 

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