Reality Bites Me 1×05

Mike Ross visits us from the set of Suits causing Ezra and Aria to “break up” and Emily and Toby get extra angsty together. But the true highlight of the episode is Spencer’s many tennis outfits.

Aria

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I don’t even know how to address those pants. 3/10

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Look mom, it’s this new style I’m calling “Little-House-On-The-Prairie-Meets-90s-Grunge” 4/10

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Those jean patches. 4/10

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This is her please don’t “break up with me, I’m wearing this cute dress that accentuates my cleavage and coloring” pout. 7/10

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When the dress fails, we must turn to our breakup sweats. 5/10

Emily

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Why with the socks? 4/10

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Purple on purple, but she is WERKing those safety glasses. 6/10 

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So much angst. So many primary colors. 6/10

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Early 2000s pac sun called… you can keep it. 5/10

Hanna

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I think the costume department is starting to troll us at this point. 3/10

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Cute! 7/10

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Of all the scrubs in all the scrub stores… Hanna picked these. 2/10

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Belly dancer meets dentist office. 4/10

Spencer

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I can’t even think of a caption, that’s how uneventful this look is. 5/10

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Wish we got to see more of this liars outfit. 6/10

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Spence’s milkshake brings all the boys to the court. 9/10

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And they’re like, it’s better than yours. 9/10

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Not my choice of date outfit, but its not plaid. 6/10

Episode Totals

Aria: 4.6/10
Emily: 5.25/10
Hanna: 4/10
Spencer: 7/10

Hanna crashed and burned this week while Spencer soared and snagged herself a tennis pro hottie. That’s the way the cookie crumbles in Rosewood.

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