Pilot 1×01

Remember the pilot? Things looked so normal back then! Scores will be on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 as most ludacris (think Spencer as Mary Queen of Scots) to 10 as most normal and/or cute.

Aria

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We begin! Nice Belt. 5/10

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This dress is cute! 8/10

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Aria’s leather jacket game is unparalleled. But this is not her best one. 6/10

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The first Aria misstep. 3/10

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I legitimately love this outfit. 8/10

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Petition to bring back punk Aria. 7/10

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I mean come on. She looked great.

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The fishnets at a funeral are a little questionable. 6/10

Emily

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Emily reaps the rewards of being dressed appropriately at a sleepover. Cozy as fuck. 9/10

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Emily is dressed so sporty! Because she’s a lesbian! Get it? 5/10

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Snooze. 4/10

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Double snooze. 4/10

 

 

Hanna

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Hefty – so casual! But also sleepover appropriate. 5/10

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It was nearly impossible to find a full length shot. That’s a good thing because the bottom was a weird army green skirt. Yikes. 4/10

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Simple. Cute. 6/10

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I like this top and the accessories. That is all. 7/10.

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A little short for a funeral, no? 6/10

Spencer

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Your introduction to Spencer – FYI she’s a preppy WASP. Don’t worry if you forget, you’ll get plenty of reminders. 6/10

 

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Is it a sweatshirt or a blazer? 5/10

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Ruffles and Plaid and Blech. 4/10

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She looks really pretty here. I like this look. 8/10

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Sporty spice. 5/10

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Great use of plaid! 5/10

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Just her “laying around the house” tie. 3/10

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I could have gotten a better shot of this bikini but I will never give up a chance to get a pic of hefty snacking. 5/10

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This jacket is hard to see, but don’t worry. It’s plaid. 6/10

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Boring black, but appropriate. 5/10

 

Episode Totals

Aria: 6/10
Emily: 5.5/10
Hanna: 5.6/10
Spencer: 5.2/10

Super neutral episode to start off the season! And Aria scoring the highest? Enjoy this while it lasts…

 

 

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